Awful Haikus About Life: Unknown Callers

What's good folks? What's good in your neck of the woods? I'm back yet again with another addition to my favorite series: Awful Haikus About Life. This haiku is dedicated to those (likely) spam cell phone numbers which serve as a legitimate excuse for me to cut myself off from all of civilization. Usually most … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Unknown Callers

Awful Haikus About Life: Distracted Drivers

What's good folks? I love writing these haikus if you couldn't tell already. So for that, here's yet another fairly straightforward one for the distracted drivers out there: One eye on the road, The other on the cell phone, We better not die. Thank you. Follow Joe Johnson for more awful haikus and stories about … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Distracted Drivers

Bad Emotions: IT’S OUT NOW!

What's good folks? Today, I decided to put my music project 'Bad Emotions' on Bandcamp! This is my first time releasing anything on there in damn near a year, and it's my first project with a new DAW. I embedded it below just for the convenience. But yeah, I would appreciate it if y'all can … Continue reading Bad Emotions: IT’S OUT NOW!

Small Talk Sucks

What's good internet? What's really good? So, I knew for sure that I was an introvert, when I realized how much I don't like small talk. It definitely feels pointless. Pointless for me especially has to be the "How was your day?" questions. Why? Because you're probably gonna get the same response out of me … Continue reading Small Talk Sucks

Awful Haikus About Life: “How Was School?”

First of all, I realized that these haikus I've posted have been getting quite a bit of love so far, and I wanna say thanks to everyone who checked them out and liked them so far. I appreciate it a lot...I really do. 🙂 Anyways, here's yet another one dedicated to the question most folks, … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: “How Was School?”

Awful Haikus About Life: The Empty Room

What's good internet? We're back again with yet another haiku to summarize most of the annoyances that I have (and may have already wrote about before). Today, here is a haiku dedicated to strangers who like to unnecessarily violate personal space for a living: The room is empty There's plenty of open seats DON'T sit … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: The Empty Room