What's happenin' internet? What's good in your neck of the woods? I guess it's time for yet another awful haiku about life. I figured since the new school year is right around the corner (or here already for some people), I'd make a haiku dedicated to a special game in P.E. It's a survival of … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Dodgeball
I see a spike in trips to the optometrist happening in the near future.
What's good folks? What's good in your neck of the woods? I'm back yet again with another addition to my favorite series: Awful Haikus About Life. This haiku is dedicated to those (likely) spam cell phone numbers which serve as a legitimate excuse for me to cut myself off from all of civilization. Usually most … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Unknown Callers
My laptop went from taking a 100 years to do one task to taking one year to do 100 tasks.
What's good folks? I love writing these haikus if you couldn't tell already. So for that, here's yet another fairly straightforward one for the distracted drivers out there: One eye on the road, The other on the cell phone, We better not die. Thank you. Follow Joe Johnson for more awful haikus and stories about … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Distracted Drivers
What's good folks? Today, I decided to put my music project 'Bad Emotions' on Bandcamp! This is my first time releasing anything on there in damn near a year, and it's my first project with a new DAW. I embedded it below just for the convenience. But yeah, I would appreciate it if y'all can … Continue reading Bad Emotions: IT’S OUT NOW!
What's good internet? What's really good? So, I knew for sure that I was an introvert, when I realized how much I don't like small talk. It definitely feels pointless. Pointless for me especially has to be the "How was your day?" questions. Why? Because you're probably gonna get the same response out of me … Continue reading Small Talk Sucks