Awful Haikus About Life: Dodgeball

What's happenin' internet? What's good in your neck of the woods? I guess it's time for yet another awful haiku about life. I figured since the new school year is right around the corner (or here already for some people), I'd make a haiku dedicated to a special game in P.E. It's a survival of … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Dodgeball

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Awful Haikus About Life: Unknown Callers

What's good folks? What's good in your neck of the woods? I'm back yet again with another addition to my favorite series: Awful Haikus About Life. This haiku is dedicated to those (likely) spam cell phone numbers which serve as a legitimate excuse for me to cut myself off from all of civilization. Usually most … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Unknown Callers

Awful Haikus About Life: Distracted Drivers

What's good folks? I love writing these haikus if you couldn't tell already. So for that, here's yet another fairly straightforward one for the distracted drivers out there: One eye on the road, The other on the cell phone, We better not die. Thank you. Follow Joe Johnson for more awful haikus and stories about … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: Distracted Drivers

Awful Haikus About Life: “How Was School?”

First of all, I realized that these haikus I've posted have been getting quite a bit of love so far, and I wanna say thanks to everyone who checked them out and liked them so far. I appreciate it a lot...I really do. 🙂 Anyways, here's yet another one dedicated to the question most folks, … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: “How Was School?”

Awful Haikus About Life: The Empty Room

What's good internet? We're back again with yet another haiku to summarize most of the annoyances that I have (and may have already wrote about before). Today, here is a haiku dedicated to strangers who like to unnecessarily violate personal space for a living: The room is empty There's plenty of open seats DON'T sit … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: The Empty Room

Awful Haikus About Life: My Facebook Timeline

What's good folks? I'm admittedly having too much fun coming up with silly haikus, and I have plenty more of these to share! Until then, here's one dedicated to one of the things I like to bash the most: my Facebook timeline. Engagements, marriage Memes, travel pics and more memes, Logging off Facebook Thank you. … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: My Facebook Timeline

Awful Haikus About Life: My Name

I figured if I was into poetry so much lately, I figured I'd try my hand at haikus. This is one I made with my name: Quick story about it, I had made a lot of foreign exchange friends at school in the past few years...and many of them think of Justin Bieber when I … Continue reading Awful Haikus About Life: My Name